DLCS (dirty little cum slut) By Spikey Blue

When you start to go bald, you don't fuck about. Greatest piece of advice I ever received  It runs through my mind as I finish shaving. Bicing saved a lot of hassle and left me smooth. Proper smooth. I cast my eye over my shoulder into the hotel room. You are still asleep. Good. 

I walk back into the hotel room. Dressed in regulation shorts and t-shirt night ware, towel draped over my shoulder. I look at you still quietly sleeping. It's not often we find ourselves in this situation, together over night, I'm going to make the most of this. I disrobe once more. My gear goes on the floor with our clothes from the night before. 

It was drunken, fun, passionate. It was quite the stumble from the pub. Your incessant  on me calling you "my dirty little cum slut" in the pub. Forcing my face into your groin in the alley besides the hotel. I swear we were going to get caught. Obviously, we didn't. That and signing in as "mr and mrs smith" gives a chap a strange feeling of immunity. Sadly, the same cant be said for the bed sheets. Nobody I know gushes like you. It's.a huge turn on, and is clearly illustrated by what we're sleeping on.

I cuddle up close behind you. You gently stir. Your warm. Warms good. Your breasts lay invitingly against your chest. I feel an urge to reach out and touch them. You arch your back falling closer into my arms. I place my chin over your shoulder as your tongue brushes my ear. Goosebumps. You mumble "5 minutes more?". I brush your hair out of your face, kissing your shoulder. "of course" I reply. My hand brushes down from your shoulder across the side of your breast, down your ribs and rests on your hips.

Sleep must have happened. I open my eyes to find your head on my chest. Your awake, but show no sign of moving. "am I right in thinking we've missed breakfast?" I ask. You giggle "yeah. Feel like shit after the drink, so it's probably for the best". There is that. I check. Yup, got a hangover too.

I place your head gently on the pillow. next to me. I look at you. "There's only 3 things that cure a hangover" I begin. "2 of which we don't have to hand. 1 of which involves you laying their, screaming your lungs out, and having a great time, which do you prefer?" I joke with you."well, let me see..." you roll your eyes. Rolling on to your back your arch your back your breasts move skywards and you let out a content moan. "yup, made up my mind".

You earned the title dirty little cum slut for a reason. It helps that you love to hear it. A constant reminder of the boundaries you'll cross to get yourself off. The fact you desire to satisfy at no cost. Oh, and you love the taste of cum. It made you giggle that you were down as that on my mobile. Or DLCS as it turned out.

Today, it's my turn to concentrate solely on your pleasure and stop at no lengths to get you off. Where to start is the question. I sit astride you. I place my hands on your shoulders. I make circular motions. Any tension that was there, is soon gone. My hands move down to your breasts

I know you like your nipples pinched, but I'm not going to give into you that easily. I take your left breast in my hand and lower my head. Gently I circle your nipple with my tongue  I wait...you let out a moan. The suspense is obviously getting to you. I know if I were to check, you would be wet. I wait for another split second and then drag my tongue across your nipple. There is a groan above my head. Bingo! To keep the momentum going I gently pinch at you nipple. I hear a sigh. I just know you are wet right now, and can't wait to taste you. I take your other breast in my hand. I pinch your nipple, you gasp. I rub it gently between my thumb and forefinger. Your eyes are closed, I assume it's because you are else where. I run my tongue over your nipple, you sigh.

I get off you and shuffle towards the end of the bed. This is what I have been waiting for. Fuck me, your wet. You have a beautiful pussy. Your so wet it's glistening. I get to work. I start at your thighs. I lick them gently. They taste so good. I ease your legs apart with my hands. Sticking a finger deep into your pussy I am met with a scream. A reassuring "ohhh fuck that's good" follows. Slowly, I pull my finger out, not all the way, but enough so you can feel it move inside you. There comes a loud sigh from the other end of the bed. I know your enjoying it, so slowly I repeat it. Each movement of my finger is slow and deliberate, sending shock waves of pleasure through your body. This time I pull my finger out totally. You gasp. I hold it up to my face, it smells incredible, and I badly want it in my mouth. 

You open your eyes to see me sticking my finger in my mouth. I suck hard. Tastes amazing. "you sharing?" you enquire. "you can wait, sunshine" I answer cheekily. Your about to fire back a witty retort when you hear the words "two fingers". You tense up. I know this by looking at your thighs. I offer a thumb on your clit to both calm and excite you.

I rub slow and gently. I notice your jaw drop open. At this moment in time, you are under my control. I love that feeling. Your body is contorted and you squirm under my control. You gasp as much as you breathe. It's working into a full groan now. As I firmly caress your clit with my thumb I reflect on the times you have had me in a similar position. The power is intoxicating and the gasps and moans are a wonderful "thank you" for what you are going through.

I look at your smooth pussy. I know we can fit far more in. I place 2 outstretched fingers against your lips, you squeal. Very little pressure is taken to get them inside you. Within seconds I am finger fucking you. Both fingers simultaneously sliding in and out of you. Your gasping now. I move up the bed to kiss you. I mouths lock. Sweat dripping down your face. You manage a pitiful "more. Please!"

Oh you'll get more, Lisa. I move back down the bottom of the bed. Left hand still I side you. I use my right hand to roll you on to your back. I am still inside you and this gives me better leverage in finger fucking you. Your gasps get louder. I know I must be doing something right. We are now half way up the bed and you are nigh on folded in half. There was a couple of reasons I placed you in this position. My fingers are is able to be pushed far deeper into your pussy. All of this is done slowly. Far more sensitive this way. You benefit from every every gentle thrust of my hand. Fuck, your moans are beautiful. The other benefit of this position is that your arsehole is now accessible and the urge to penetrate both your holes with my hands is raging through me. I question if you can sense this. The groans you make do not reveal this.

I kneel down, and place my face near your arse. Your arsehole is covered in your juices. You really are a messy slut. I clean the edges of your arsehole with my tongue. You howl in ecstasy. That was hot. I work some more on the edges of your arse hole. Long smooth licks of my tongue clean you up and have you moaning so loud. I feel your pussy clench around my left hand. You let out a "mmmmmmm". Fuck I'm looking forward to this. I dip my tongue into your arse hole. You scream and your arsehole contracts around my tongue. I move my tongue rapidly, you start to relax. Your screams start to lessen in length, they become softer. More like moans now. 

I pull my tongue out of you, I go back to "stabbing" your pussy with my left hand. I move to your face. "you taste fucking great". Through moans you try to manage some words, but can't. In my head I question how close you are to orgasm. I move back down to your arse. I gently place a finger inside. A scream. I move it slowly in and out, coinciding with my other hand in your pussy. You let out a little growl. Your sweating like fuck but I know your loving it. 

Your proper growling now. I know your close. I slow down on your pussy. The next time I retrieve my finger from your arsehole, I level with your face once more. "ok. Hold it in just a little bit longer for me, yeah?". You gurgle a yes. Your eyes are scrunched closed, sweat is pouring down your face, you are being pushed to your limits. It's a beautiful thing to see. I return to your arse. Placing two fingers on my right hand together i gently probe your arsehole. Screams are louder now. Your close. Very close. Time being an issue I push my fingers into your arse hole. It takes awhile, but we break into an even rhythm moving my fingers in and out your pussy and arse.

A shiver goes down my spine. Your screaming like I've never heard you scream before. Due to the contortions of your body, and your reaction to my fingers, I know you'll come soon. Im actually sweating now. The tension is unbearable. "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" you scream. Your limbs contort. "ohhhhhhhhh". I feel your holes grow tight around my fingers. "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" you scream the room down. I can no longer move my fingers, your insides are so tensed. Your arms are stretched out at your sides. Handful's of bed sheet at the end of each. You are gasping hard. "fuck, fuck, fuck". I take my hand out your pussy, my fingers are almost cramping. Gently rub your clit as your gasps slowly return to normal breaths.

I gently remove my fingers from your arsehole, and help you sit up. You look exhausted, and slightly subdued. "good stuff?" I ask. Your nods answer my question. "good". I smile. "Now, dunno about you, but I could do with some kip".

Afternoon Doldrums By Spikey Blue and Kinkywench

We agree that you'll get a bus to meet me. Some where green and leafy. Out in the outskirts of town. Bordering countryside. Houses the size of castles. Proper posh jobs. You've been waiting at the stop for 5 minutes, wondering if I'm having you on, you are relieved to see that I am walking towards you.

"Hi Lisa". I come in close and plant a kiss on your cheek. As I do this I question if it's the right thing to do. This is the conduct of old friends, last time I saw you we were fucking like animals. It really does seem like a step backwards. "hi babe". You kiss my cheek. You smell good. God I'm horny. I try and cast my mind over this.

We walk up to a huge house. It has a long gravelly drive. The sort of thing most people work all their lives for. "now, it's not mine, but I'm looking after it for a mate". We go inside. It's as big on the inside as it is out. We walk through a hall into a large kitchen.

I go to a fridge. "wine?". You smile, "please". As I pour the wine I think about how little of you I know. Does it matter? I'm not sure. I just know I want to fuck you hard and soon. I hand you the glass, you take it. "you look a lot different with your clothes on" you snicker. I laugh. "hehe, yeah". Humour does a lot to cover the nerves. This is good. I'm thinking this as I turn back to face you. You pin me to the fridge. "I want seconds" you smile, glint in your eye. We kiss. It's intense. Real intense. I feel myself become hard. You feel this too.

You let out the sexiest purr going. In only the second time of meeting you, I have found the trait of yours that makes  my defences melt. We kiss again. It's fast, wild, instinctive. We snap at each other as if fighting. Fuck your kiss is great.

It's not as chaotic as the pub. We have time. Part of the thrill would have been the "danger", but this is all about indulgence. You murmur "fucking wet...". I pull back holding your hair out of your face, blue eyes twinkling mischievously. "let's go upstairs...got something I want to show you" I say. I take your hand and lead you upstairs.

We arrive at the top Of the stairs, and go through the door. Inside is a lavish 4 poster bed. I've never had the pleasure of fucking on one, when I got the chance you were the first thing on my mind. I explain this to you, as I force you to your knees. I sit back on the bed and take down my jeans as I unbutton your top.

You take slow, long mouthfuls of cock as I slide back wards. I lay there on heavenly bliss, as you take your time and go down on me. Fuck thats good. Each movement of your mouth is calculated to provide as much pleasure as possible. Your enjoying yourself. You feel yourself dripping down your thigh.  You are so enthraled in what your doing, my moans are mere noise in the back ground. Your a selfish bitch at heart, you want to taste cum.

I am really not sure when it changed from ecstasy to loss of control, it might have been when you took a break from sucking my bell end to running your tongue up and down my shaft, before dutifully returning to sucking me, hard.
It builds slowly, before I know it I'm cumming. Hard. I look up, your mouth is sealed tightly around my tip. Your a greedy cum slut and I love it!

Part 2

You look down at me on my knees. i have your cum dripping down my chin and a dollop of it drops in the hollow of my tits..you groan out loud as you look at me, the dirty slut you see before you makes your cock jump, i stick my tongue out and lick the cum i can reach from my mouth, and i scoop the dollop up on my finger and suck it off. you can't take any more. you kiss me hard licking the salty stickiness from my lips
" you dirty slut" you whisper in my ear
"i know" i giggle back
I stand up and i pull my dress over my head slowly, you see that i have no knickers on just a pair of hold up stockings and a black bra. you take in my shaven pussy and curves, your cock jerks in appreciation, fuck you groan out loud. you spin me around my arse in your eye line.and a loud wallop fills the air
"oewww" i scream as your blow hits my arse

"thats for making me hard again you slut" i just giggle you push me on the four poster my face in the duvet and my arse in the air.
you then spank my other arse cheek, you hear a muffled moan from the quilt. you then run your finger down my arse crack to my tight hole,i jerk at the movement,you do it again.my tight arse twitches at the touch.

you move your finger down to my pussy and feel,  that  i am soaking wet,you take you finger and taste my wetness
"slap" another blow to my arse fills the air. my arse cheek jerks at the blow and i moan out.
you step out of your jeans and get on your knees.you pull my arse cheeks a part and poke your tongue out. you then lick across my pink hole it twitches as you do. you rim it and make it wet, then you take the tip of your finger and rub across it hard and then slip it in, i moan out as you strech my hole moving your finger in and out of me slowly.

you push your finger deeper passed my arse muscle. i let out another moan and push back on it. i groan deep in the duvet.as you finger fuck my arse, you start to lick my wet hole poking your tongue in as deep as it will go, i push back  on your tongue..my juices running over your tongue. you lap at them.
"oh yessss" i moan
your cock start's to throb and jerk, you give my clit one last suck as you stand up and rub your cock across my arse hole. u pull your finger out slowly, i groan at the emptiness, you move your cock across my wet pussy my juices coating the tip.you move it back up and push the the head in to my gaping hole.  you let it rest there, as my tight hole get used to the thick head stretching the small hole.
"ooew" i moan at the pain that rips through my arse. one swift movement you push past my tight spincher muscle,and i let out another moan, you start to slide in and out slowly, you reach down and start to play with my clit rubbing it back and forth as you fuck my arse. the pain in my arse turns to pleasure.my juices run out of my pussy and over your hand.you start to move faster as your sexual urges take over,and i start to meet you thrust for thrust, i feel your cock jerk in my arse as your getter faster, i know that you will cum soon,
"fuck me faster" i shout
as you pick up the pace your groans and grunts louder and deeper as my arse muscle grips your tighter, you feel my orgasm in my arse you stick to fingers in my wet pussy i grip them tight.i love the feeling of both my holes filled, your cock goes deeper and your fingers do to.
"fuckkk" i shout as my orgasm rips through my body,my arsehole clenches tight a round your cock and that tips you over the edge. your cum boils in your balls and fills your thrusting cock and it shoots deep in my arse. you keep thrusting and thrusting, you cum leaks out of my arse and runs down my arse crack and down my legs..the sight of your cum leaking from my arse drives you wild so you give it one last thrust as you last load fills me. you continue to rub my clit as i cum down from my orgasm, you collapse on top of me as you soft cock plops out of my arse.you lay on top of me kissing my neck, and whisper in my ear
" you dirty slut,i think we need to shower"

SleepyHead

Lisa unlocked the front door and stepped in to the dark hallway. She walked over to the hallway table and dumped her keys and handbag on it. She could hear the TV in the lounge. She kicked off her shoes and walked softy over to the lounge door, she pushed it open and Pete was on the sofa fast asleep, an empty bottle of wine on the coffee table.

“It’s ok for some” she mumbled to herself, she moved over to the sofa and got down on her knees and blew on his ear, he moaned as he moved his head to get rid of the tickle.

Lisa decided to try another approach obviously the red wine had sent him in a deep alcoholic sleep; she then bent her head and started to kiss Pete’s neck. She started with soft little kisses, and a few nips at his neck.

Pete felt the soft kisses traveling from his ear to the hollow of his throat. Followed by some nibbles he laid there pretending to be a sleep a bit longer. He wanted to see what Lisa was going to do next.

Lisa then licked across Pete’s mouth she could taste the red wine. She also noted that Pete’s breathing had changed.

“So do you want me to carry on, or leave you to sleep?”

Pete answered by pulling Lisa closer.

She then continued with her kissing Pete moved his hands up her body and held her head as he kissed her back, their tongues slipped in to each other’s mouths. And they started kissing deeply their tongues licking each other

Pete sucked on Lisa’s lip taking it in to his mouth, she groaned.

Lisa moved her hand slowly down Pete’s chest and un did the buttons on his shirt and slid her hand in it, and found his nipple and pinched and rubbed it.

“Mmmmm” Pete groaned as Lisa pinched each nipple in turn, Lisa looked down and saw the bulge in Pete’s tight jeans. She moved her other hand down to the bulge and started to squeeze it hard, she could feel how hard it was, and she squeezed harder. Pete groaned and moaned in her ear.

Pete’s hand found Lisa’s top and pulled at it. He pulled it out of her skirt and up to breasts. Lisa stopped what she was doing and pulled it over her head.it was quicker than undoing the buttons. As she pulled it over her head, Pete pulled at her bra cups her tits fell out in front of his face; he wasted no time pinching the already hard nipples.

“Fuckkk” she moaned as he pinched them one by one, he then took one in his mouth and started to suck it flicking his tongue across the hard tip. Then sucking the whole thing in as far as he could. Lisa let out another loud moan.

Lisa got back to Pete’s bulging cock, and un done the button and pulled the zip down, in her eye line was his star wars boxers, she let out a giggle, Pete knew why and sucked her nipple harder. Lisa half chocked as she giggled. She pulled at his boxers and Pete lifted his arse from the sofa as she pulled his jeans and boxers down to his knees, he cock sprung free and was in Lisa’s face. She didn’t need an invite she took hold of the shaft and started to lick the purple head. Starting with the underside licking and swirling her tongue around it. Pete groaned as he sucked her nipples. Lisa then poked her tongue in the slit the cock jerked in her hand.

Lisa stopped what she was doing.

“Oiii” Pete moaned.

“Let me get comfortable” she moaned.

Lisa stood up and took off her bra followed by her skirt and knickers, she stood naked in front of Pete, he took in her shaven pussy and saw the lips were puffy from being aroused; she opened her legs and pushed her fingers in her wet pussy moaning as she did this. She pulled out her fingers n offered them to Pete; he immediately sucked them hard tasting Lisa sweet juices. His cock jerked and throbbed and some precum leaked out, Lisa bent down and scooped it on the end of her finger and licked it clean off.

“Fuck your dirty” he moaned

Lisa then moved over to Pete and straddled him in a 69 with her pussy above his head. Pete grabbed Lisa’s arse and pulled her down on his face, he could smell her arousal. Pete loved licking and sucking pussys and Lisa’s would be quite happy with that,

 As she lowered herself down on Pete she could feel his breath on her sensitive lips. This made her shiver as she knew what was next Pete was great at oral and if is that all she ever had Lisa would be happy, he knew when to suck and when to lick and how much pressure was too much or too little, just thinking this had Lisa’s juices running from her pussy.

Pete pulled her lips apart and licked rom her clit down to her wet hole, Lisa jerked above him,

“Suck me hard” he moaned

Lisa took his hard leaking cock in her hand and ran her fingers down the shaft to his balls, gave them a hard squeeze. Pete groaned his cock jerked and Lisa lowered her head to his waiting cock, she took the whole thing in one loud suck, Pete’s cock slipped in her mouth and jerked, she could feel all the veins n ridges as she sucked her saliva running down the shaft and on to his balls.

Lisa saw from the corner of her eye the lube, Pete must have been wanking while he was drinking. nothing new there she thought to herself, she reached over to the coffee table and took the bottle in her hands as she sucked his cock, she poured some on his arse hole, he jumped as the cold liquid run over it.

Pete felt the cold lube on his arse and knew what Lisa was going to do; he loved having his arse fingered as she sucked him off. The through made his throbbing cock leak more precum in her warm mouth, Lisa moaned at the taste.

As Lisa pushed her finger in his arse, Pete pushed his fingers in her wet pussy.

They both groaned at the same time, Pete started to fuck Lisa slow his fingers find her g spot, he felt her juices slide over his fingers, she started to push back on them and he took her clit in his mouth, Pete knew it would not be long before Lisa’s juices would flood his waiting mouth.

Lisa moved her fingers in Petes are filling the tight hole, Pete pushed back on them he wanted them deeper in his arse, with one thrush Lisa pushed them past his muscle.

A muffled groan came from Lisa’s wet pussy; Pete rubbed Lisa’s g spot. Lisa moved her fingers deeper in his arse finding his p spot. Pete pushed back on to her fingers his cock jerked, so Lisa started to fuck his arse faster and faster feeling his hole stretch to being fucked by 2 fingers, Lisa slipped her fingers out.

Pete groaned at the emptiness. But continued to finger fuck Lisa, Pete could feel Lisa’s body start to shake as her orgasm was building. Her juices were running from her pussy he lapped them up.

Lisa picked up the mount gras chardonnay bottle and the lube and poured the lube down the long neck. And placed the lube back on the table. She took the bottle and rubbed the lip across Pete’s arse hole, he jumped at the cold contact

“Fuck” he moaned

Lisa pushed the lip n first inch of bottle in his arse he jumped and his cock jerked. Lisa slowly fucked him with it, until his arse got used to the cold intrusion.

Pete’s  was bit unsure about the bottle being in his arse. He lay there taking in the cold smoothness of the glass.it felt different from Lisa’s warm soft fingers. Lisa carried on sucking his cock, he wanted to cum so bad and the smooth bottle felt good in his arse. Lisa pushed it a bit deeper Pete felt the smooth glass deep in him,

“Do you want me to carry on” Lisa moaned

“Yes” was all Pete could manage. So Lisa fucked him faster and deeper she felt his arse muscle grip the bottle and knew Pete was enjoying this new pleasure. Lisa then felt her orgasm wash over her. Her pussy muscles gripped Pete’s fingers, he fucked her faster and deeper, then Pete felt Lisa squirt over his tongue as her orgasm ripped through her pussy Lisa rid Pete’s tongue faster. Pete was lapping as fast as he could. Fuck he loved it when Lisa came her juices covering him.as Lisa was coming she was fucking his arse faster and Pete felt his balls tighten as the bottle penetrated him. His cock jerked and Lisa sucked harder. Then he thrust his cock as she thrust in him, his cum cam shooting out like a fountain. Lisa could not swallow it fast enough and it leaked out of her mouth and down her chin. Pete kept thrusting in Lisa’s tight mouth every vein and ridge throbbing, his cum kept flooding her mouth and Lisa kept swallowing.

Lisa’s orgasm started to subside; Pete was licking the last of her juices up, as he gave one last thrust. The last of his cum pumped in her mouth.

“Save me some” he groaned

Lisa pushed the soften cock from her mouth, and pulled the wine bottle out of petes arse and it fell to the floor, she turned around and gave Pete a deep French kiss snowballing what cum was left in his mouth, Pete groaned at the action and swallowed it down.

Pete looked at Lisa on her chin she had a drop of cum and licked it off.

“So maybe next time you will share the wine” she giggled

“Next time I’m gonna use the bottle on you” Pete said with a glint in his eye

And they both shivered at that thought….

20 Minute Workout Part 2 By KinkyWench

Hi everyone the first part of 20 minute workout was sent to me by Email By spikeyblue,below is my follow on from it. we hope you enjoy both parts

KinkyWench :-)


I pushed opened the toilet cubicle door, and you are sitting on the closed loo seat. you go to stand. I tell you to sit back down again.as I lock the door.I turn and I can see the bulge in your trousers straining against the zip, I think we should let him out I say with a devious smile,you start to un button your trousers and I grab the zip and pull it down,you lift your arse from the seat as I pull your trousers and your boxers down to your knees in one swift movement,your cock jerks upwards in front of your belly, it has precum dripping out of the top. I swipe my finger across the top and i put my finger in my mouth and i suck it hard and as I do this your cock jerks and throbs.at the thought of me sucking your cock like that, you take hold of your cock and start to wank off, I pull up my dress and you see that I am not wearing any knickers. "fuck" you moan as you wank yourself off, I stick my foot on the sanitary bin at the side, you get a good view of my shaven pussy as I finger myself. you can smell how wet I am.

I then take my finger and offer it to your open mouth, you suck my finger deep in your mouth, you can taste my pussys juices and this makes your cock harder and wank yourself faster, I pull down the elasticated top of my dress and you see i have no bra on.
I start to pinch my hard nipples, and i moan, come and sit on my cock you groan, i move over to your lap and I slowly lower my self on your hard cock,your cock slides deep inside of my pussy, my wetness running down your shaft,you grab hold of my hips as you thrust deep in me, I start to move up and down on your lap my tits juggling in front of me,we soon get a rhythm going you trusting deep as my pussy muscles grip you tighter.I start to rub my clit I let out a moan at the touch, I move faster your cock rubbing my g spot as you fuck me hard, I feel every stroke, and the ridges in your cock, my juices run down my thighs and on to your balls. I feel my orgasm starting to build. I rub faster and move faster.you can feel your balls tighten as your cum start to explode in your cock.you grip me tight as your cum floods my pussy, I feel you cum inside me and my pussy muscles start to contract and grip you tighter as I cum, I let out a moan as i come hard. i feel your thrusts get faster as I cum, "fuck that was good" you say. as your cock grows soft inside me, i get off your lap and adjust my dress and bend down and kiss you hard "call me any time " I smile and unlock the door and walk towards the exit.

20 Minute Workout By Spikeyblue

I sit there. Bored. It's 3 fucking numbers. Not a million. Just 3. Why do these things take so long. To the right of me an old lady sits. Head in a catalogue. Christ, this is depressing. If I'd have gone to another shop I'd be done and out by now. Bored. Bored. Bored.

I look to the left. Seat next to the seat on my left. I can't help but notice your curves. You are fanning yourself with a leaflet. You notice me looking at you. Shit. Embarrassing or what? I pretend to look away. 

A large group of shoppers approach the empty seats. You Move over and take the seat next to me. I swallow hard. Pulse rocketing.

"takes forever, doesn't it?" you say. "er, what?" you catch me off guard. "waiting for your item", "yeah" I manage, trying to hide the bulge in my trousers. Upclose your curves are amazing. My hands want to run over you, cupping you,and my mouth wants to touch your breasts like you wouldn't believe. This isn't social convention. I sigh to myself.

A buzzer goes of somewhere, breaking my train of thought. "That's me" you say. You knownim watching your arse. You get up slowly, teasingly and saunter over to the collection counter. I'm nigh on dribbling. 

I try and put my mind elsewhere. Look at my scrap of paper. Almost my turn, I think, envolving myself in the paint drying every dayness of the pointless act. Anything to get my mind off the shapely lady I've nigh on fucked at the collection desk Infront of all the people around me. 

I jump as you return, I wasn't expecting it. "text me. Soon" you hand me some paper with a mobile number on it. Your eyes dance mischievously . "I think we can have some fun". Your tounge runs seductively across your lips as you turn and leave. 

Fuck that was intense. My pulse thunders as I hold the bit of paper in my hand. I am so excited, my hands are sweating and my mouth is dry. In the background somewhere a buzzer goes off. Number 262, collection point C.

I sit there, in the multichain local pub. Gazing at my mobile. Number inputed. Drinks to steady my nerves. 10 minutes later. If I'm going to do this, this needs to be done now. I gulp and somehow manage to tap out "hi. We met 10 minutes ago". It's lame, but it will get the Job done. 2 minutes later I get a text back. "am wet as anything. No risk fun?" I tremble as I type "yes". I mention the pub. You say you'll be there in 5 minutes.

My eyes are locked on the door. You come through them. I get a far off view of you. Your breasts are fabulous. Have always liked my ladies with curves, and yours are incredible. You walk over to the bar, as I work out what I will say when you reach the table. You are served far too quickly for my liking. I Put it down to the "female advantage". You arrive at the table, drink in hand, and sit down, placing a key on the table.

You smile as you bolt your drink. It appears to be a coke with a mixer. "let's cut to the chase". You smile. "horny as fuck", you look at me "I can see the bulge in your trousers". "er, you were quite the distraction". I hate myself for that line.

You finish your drink. "I borrowed the key for the dissabled toilet." I look over at the toilet. It's not romance we're after, so it will do. "your to go in and wait for me, understand?". "yeah" I say. "off you go", you wink coyly. I unlock the door and go inside.

Its a bog. Nothing too out of the ordinary , 8ft by 8ft, mirror on the wall. It'll do. I sit there and wait for you to enter. I wait for what seems like an eternity and the door finally opens...